Pointless But It Does My Head In

[mixed_biscuits]

'No slomo' for those who think that replays interfere with the God-given, natural flow of time.

 

[Mr. Tea]

'no Como' for haters of easy-listening?

 

[PeteUM]

'No Jomo' for those with a year zero approach to Kenyan politics.

Sorry, that's just stupid. I apologise.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah, this was a really serious and high-brow thread before you had to go and ruin it, Pete!

 

[PeteUM]

OK, well...

'No "No No"'

For DJs who are not too up-themselves to pander to lowest common denominator tastes, but draw the line at 2 Unlimited.

 

[Mr. Tea]

"No Ono" (Beatles fans)

 

[massrock]

For those who feel concerned that they may inadvertently have given the avowedly erroneous impression that they in principle might retrospectively and concurrently approve of the supposed artistic and stylistic aims behind a short-lived and contentious music press sponsored mid 90s New Romantic revival musical 'movement'.

?

 

[mistersloane]

No Duomo, for people who may inadvertently be accused of accosting Italian heads of state.

 

[bassbeyondreason]

"NO SHLOMO" for the anti-semites.

 

[PeteUM]

For those who feel concerned that they may inadvertently have given the avowedly erroneous impression that they in principle might retrospectively and concurrently approve of the supposed artistic and stylistic aims behind a short-lived and contentious music press sponsored mid 90s New Romantic revival musical 'movement'.

?

He he. I did consider that one myself but I seem to recall posting about that movement somewhere else at one point and so I was literally No Romo in the manner you describe, plus I'm glad I left it to your superior comedic phrasing innit.

 

[Mr. Tea]

'No Homo' (those crazy pro-human-extinction people)

 

[Slothrop]

I was going to reply to this thread earlier, but I was busy working on some glitchy house tunes.

(no Luomo)

 

[PeteUM]

No Bono

(Nothing to do with thread - just can't stand another minute of the cunt).

 

[mistersloane]

I'm hungry.

(no avgolemono)

 

[baboon2004]

for those with an aversion to Spanish pork products

(no lomo)

 

[grizzleb]

"NO SHLOMO" for the anti-semites.

Or people who didn't dig the matrix.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Microwaves with fancy complicated digital controls. You need a power dial and a timer dial: anything else is frivolous over-engineering.

 

[Lichen]

Seconded.

I was just this minute 'locked out' of our office microwave for stabbing wildly at its controls.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Seconded.

I was just this minute 'locked out' of our office microwave for stabbing wildly at its controls.

Get thee on a training course!

 

[swears]

Microwaves with fancy complicated digital controls. You need a power dial and a timer dial: anything else is frivolous over-engineering.

Nah, I never feel like I can quite trust those dials, always suspect they're jibbing me a few seconds either way.