Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

[Mr. Tea]

Saw this... is it real?

Appears to be. Would be a hell of a lot of effort to mock up that convincingly, at any rate.

 

[IdleRich]

https://www.outlookindia.com/intern...-test-turn-out-to-be-meth-addicts-news-241150

Thai Temple Left Empty After All Monks Fail Drug Test, Turn Out To Be Meth Addicts​

Turns out there were only four monks in the temple which makes it less funny.

 

[IdleRich]

Er... also when the article goes on to the bit about the massacre in a nursery it stops being funny at all.

 

[WashYourHands]

Whiskey priest to meth monks

Vatican is surely the main manufacturer of fentanyl

 

[Mr. Tea]

Whiskey priest to meth monks

Vatican is surely the main manufacturer of fentanyl

I like the Pope.

The Pope makes dope.

 

[Mr. Tea]

https://www.outlookindia.com/intern...-test-turn-out-to-be-meth-addicts-news-241150



Turns out there were only four monks in the temple which makes it less funny.

It's a bit judgemental to call them addicts. Maybe they just liked to party at weekends?

 

[woops]

Whiskey priest to meth monks

Vatican is surely the main manufacturer of fentanyl

POPIATES

 

[Mr. Tea]

(Sorry Edmund, but fair's fair.)

 

[Leo]

Few things are worse than a Popiod addiction.

 

[woops]

(Sorry Edmund, but fair's fair.)

you'd kill to have made that one

 

[Mr. Tea]

you'd kill to have made that one

That's why I was sad.

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Apparently not a satirical account:

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[IdleRich]

How does Prince Harry snort gak? Does he even carry money? If he does I bet it's mainly fifties, do they have a pic of his grandmother on them?

 

[IdleRich]

Famously Charles had some flunky hold the specimen tube when he had to give a urine sample, probably Harry has some guy to blow the stuff up his nose using a specially made tube fashioned from solid gold and encrusted with diamonds.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Famously Charles had some flunky hold the specimen tube when he had to give a urine sample, probably Harry has some guy to blow the stuff up his nose using a specially made tube fashioned from solid gold and encrusted with diamonds.

Having an assistant to blow the stuff up your nose is a traditional method for taking stuff in South America:



Although for weird snuff-like mixtures containing DMT etc., rather than gak.

 

[IdleRich]

This quote in a review of a Mailer biography made me smile

Mailer was an obnoxious loudmouth. In episodes that Bradford documents with slavering relish, he conducted literary disputes by butting his colleagues: “Once again words fail you,” drawled the coolly disdainful Gore Vidal after one such attack.

 

[Mr. Tea]

This quote in a review of a Mailer biography made me smile

Ha, butting as in literally head-butting? How amazingly primal. Like a stag in rut.

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Halal, is it meat you're looking for?"