Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself
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Mr. Tea
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I went to give blood this morning and when the nurse asked me if I had any questions, I said "Yeah, actually. On the questionnaire, why does it ask if you've ever had sex while high on any drug, even weed?" She said "It's because it removes all your inhibitions." Which is fair enough, I mean, we're all men of the world here, right? Who among us hasn't enjoyed a quiet spliff with their wife or girlfriend and immediately got the urge to run out of the house, find a prostitute to have unprotected anal sex with, and then mainline some smack using a borrowed needle for good measure?
It's funny that "any drug" presumably doesn't include alcohol, as if they refused blood from anyone who's had sex while drunk, they'd pretty much be limiting their pool of potential donors to observant Muslims and virgins.
It's funny that "any drug" presumably doesn't include alcohol, as if they refused blood from anyone who's had sex while drunk, they'd pretty much be limiting their pool of potential donors to observant Muslims and virgins.
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william_kent
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this morning's Sky News had a feature on the rise in cassette sales and when I spotted this shot of the Throbbing Gristle 24 Hours box set I almost spat my coffee out...
Mr. Tea
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@mixed_biscuits Well, when are you going to do your bit and propagate those superior genes of yours?
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Mr. Tea
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Looks more like average size to me, rite lads?
WashYourHands
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Mr. Tea
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Obsessed. He's completely obsessed with me.
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Hang on, in gif form sorry
fuckin hated Dr Who but Tom Baker was alright, a sort of Brian Blessed without the booming beard
fuckin hated Dr Who but Tom Baker was alright, a sort of Brian Blessed without the booming beard