Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

[Mr. Tea]

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.

www.livescience.com

 

[IdleRich]

I made myself chuckle by putting this post on twitter, fb and insta


Obviously I made it too subtle cos the only replies I got were people sympathising that they had a similar drawer,

 

[Mr. Tea]

I made myself chuckle by putting this post on twitter, fb and insta


Obviously I made it too subtle cos the only replies I got were people sympathising that they had a similar drawer,

Well it is extremely subtle. I had to repeatedly zoom in and enhance the image, like Dekkard in Blade Runner, to spot it.

 

[Mr. Tea]

But now that I see it, 'BUSH' is pretty funny, I suppose.

 

[luka]

@woops how do you siggest we murder corpsey? what would be the slowest most painful way to destroy his life?

 

[woops]

@woops how do you siggest we murder corpsey? what would be the slowest most painful way to destroy his life?

possibly poisoning over a longish period

 

[luka]

watching the cunts life force slowly fade, skin going green over a period of 18 months, prolonging it as long as possible but hes in agony the whole time. that would be hilarious

 

[woops]

watching the cunts life force slowly fade, skin going green over a period of 18 months, prolonging it as long as possible but hes in agony the whole time. that would be hilarious

there would be a risk of his developing immunity over that time scale though although i agree it would be amusing

 

[luka]

it would make me chuckle to myself

 

[woops]

it would make me chuckle to myself

while being "pointful"

 

[luka]

how about skinning him alive and you wear his skin while you dip him in salt and vinegar hes just raw exposed tissue screaming in patheitc agony?

 

[woops]

how about skinning him alive and you wear his skin while you dip him in salt and vinegar hes just raw exposed tissue screaming in patheitc agony?

how long do you reckon that would take to be fatal

 

[Leo]

Don't pay them any mind, Corpsey. Many people here want you to remain alive. Not all of them, but many.

 

[luka]

2 days if we play it right. playing chris rea 'jospehine' on a loop

 

[Leo]

Perhaps not most, but many.

 

[martin]

I don't particularly want to torture Corpsey - he invited me to do a Top 100, which is the greatest act of kindness I've ever had on this godforsaken forum. For that alone, I will defend him against Zelensky's/Mr Tea's hordes of Remoaner Ukrainian nazi fuckpigs.

But, if I was going to torture an enemy...well...let's skip those Wu-Tang posers and head over to the Divine Marquis...I remember De Sade writing about sewing a victim inside a dead mare, then bringing on some stallions for very sore bum action

Either that or make them listen to The Beatles.

 

[luka]

corpsey, martin said hes guna sew you up inside a dead mare then a suceesion of stallions are guna bum you to death and rupture your internal organs

 

[Clinamenic]

I gather based on the forum sweep of violent threats that Corpsey refused to meet Luke for lagers in Greenwich?

 

[Mr. Tea]

corpsey, martin said hes guna sew you up inside a dead mare then a suceesion of stallions are guna bum you to death and rupture your internal organs

Newcastle football shirt would do it, if you can source a horny male zebra from somewhere.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Don't pay them any mind, Corpsey. Many people here want you to remain alive. Not all of them, but many.

Yeah, don't listen to the meanies, @Corpsey. I, for one, hardly ever want to kill you.