Martin Dust
Techno Zen Master
What if they're Jewish? I can't believe this racist filth - mods!
Is that like Godin's Law in reverse or do you drive a Rover
What if they're Jewish? I can't believe this racist filth - mods!
Is that like Godin's Law in reverse or do you drive a Rover
Haha, I don't drive anything at all, but I feel a sort of familial connection to Rovers because my dad drove a succession of them over the course of a dozen or so years. He also sometimes wore a hat, although this had nothing to do with Jewishness and everything to do with baldness.
Did he ever do over 30mph cos every single one of the twats I get behind adds 20+ minutes onto where I'm going - I hate them all
I think that if anyone does that you ought to pick up the receipt and use it to steal their identity, just to teach them a lesson like."I am also not keen on people who get a receipt from the bank cashpoint and throw it on the floor without looking at it. Why not just not request a fucking receipt if you don't want one."
I wouldn't want to be them.
Next up, people who you talk to on the phone who then want you to decide what they should have for dinner, while turning all your suggestions down. I'm sorry, I simply do not care what you have for dinner.
People who dish out insults but can't take them.
Some knob at the office has spent the last few days making snide comments and offering patronising "advice" to various younger members of staff. After lunch, he made a comment about my hair sticking up at the back (from wearing a cap at lunchtime) to which I replied "I don't think someone that looks like Uncle Fester is in any position to be slagging off people's appearances."* (He's bald, overweight and not the healthiest-looking camper) So he FLIPS and says "Don't talk to me like that, LAD!" Like what? Like how he talks to everybody else? He's in a silent strop now, and apparently I'm "lucky" that's he's not a "grass" who would take this up with management.
*I admit I'd been waiting to use that one.
when cling wrap splits
People who don't realise they have a responsibility not to be boring. You can't just tell me anything and I have to pretend to be interested; you have misunderstood the social contract. It is just as rude to tell me something you know I will have no interest in as it is for me to walk away while you're talking.