The Crisis of Masculinity
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william_kent
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although I don't want even want to get into the racist implications of the 'KNITTA PLEASE' guerilla knitting movement straight outta Dorking
shakahislop
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the anti-consumerist and living in a squat bit of fight club was great but the getting into fights and joining a man cult bit was totally stupid
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The virgin masculinity-crisis-haver vs the chad masculinity-crisis-ignorer.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Shame on a knitter who try to run game on a knitter, etc. etc.
shakahislop
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the only person i've ever met who kept going on and on about masculinity was an absolute berk
shakahislop
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a blithering idiot
william_kent
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ok, it's obvious you've never "stitched one dropped one" 'cos you not a real KNITTA, using the "K" word, you should be banned!
/jk
/s
Malelesbian?
shakahislop
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he went to gabon to go on an ayuhasca trip and deliberately took a lot more than everyone else because he wanted to be the best at it
shakahislop
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no i mean in real life. malelesbian isn't a berk
shakahislop
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he has a girlfriend 15 years younger than him that he doesn't allow to eat when she wants to because they're always on some kind of fast
Zhao?
william_kent
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when I studied to be a cult leader, but realised that I did not have the charisma and ducked out because I couldn't persuade anyone to front for me ( I would have been the hidden hand ) , one lesson I learnt was diet is key - no protein, high sugar, keep them rushing but a crash is inevitable, that's when they'll willingly drink the "kool aid" ( although Jimmy Jones got away with an off brand, cheapskate cyanide laced knockoff, so "drinking the kool aid" is actually a fallacy, boring true fact )
shakahislop
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this dude did the jordan peterson diet. beef and salt only. i'm not joking.
Mr. Tea
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Oh god, that's all too plausible.
william_kent
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the guy at the desk next to me at work talks about "ketoes" all the time - should `i be worried?
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The worst one of these has to be doing a "dirty bulk", which just sounds like eating baked potatoes until you catastrophically shit yourself.
It basically means he lives on fried chicken and Guinness. We've all been there.
You should only worry if he starts to shed 'ketones'. Those are the viral building blocks for monkeypox.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
What about the asexual masculinity-crisis-sublator? Asking for a friend.