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[sus]

The rhymed prose preface at the beginning is really unhinged I don't know why I did that. Probably cut potential readership in half from low double to mid single digits

 

[line b]

I'm trying to get to Mexico but my ex wife stole my passport and refused to return it to me didn't get it till 4 AM and then the airline said I can't board even though I was there an hour before hand so I bought another I've been up for 36 hours the last 6 in the airport I will never read this

 

[sus]

You rescued her from Chainsaw Massacre, Texas and this is how she repays you. Tries to limit your mobility. Tries to chain you down.

 

[sus]

You're gonna have a great time in Mexico break out the maracas for me

What's your go-to beach drink? Do you have beach rum recommendations @william_kent

 

[luka]

It's okay I know nobody read it but I appreciate the sophisticated simulation it really made my morning. I'll go on living in my pretend world

It's really readable. I skipped that insane rhymed prologue needless to say but I literally read the rest

 

[luka]

I think limburgers wife is great

 

[sus]

Linebaugh your life sounds very chaotic. Have you tried making it less chaotic? Jordan Peterson says that chaos is a dragon and you have to slay it.

Also I'm having a moment here, if you didn't notice

 

[luka]

He's in emotional turmoil the only woman he ever loved has walked out on him.

 

[luka]

He thinks he can find solace in loose women and cocaine and tequila in Mexico but it will only make matters worse

 

[sus]

From his DMs he seems to have plenty of all those in Chicago already. I can only assume he's seeking to remedy a Vitamin D deficiency

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

Luke said you write like you have an eyeball in your anus that wears a monocle.

 

[line b]

I think limburgers wife is great

Don't say this

 

[sus]

The Way Of Water: 001

00:00-42:22

maq3.substack.com

Probably my masterpiece

Realizing I posted the rough draft of this essay on Dissensus years ago:

 

[sus]

@line b tell us about Mexico

 

[line b]

@line b tell us about Mexico

I literally got arrested and spent 12 hours in jail

 

[kid charlemagne]

evil women in our lives.....

 

[line b]

I think limburgers wife is great

Talked to her yesterday about some divorce stuff and she says your liking of everything she posts makes her feel weird

 

[kid charlemagne]

she still will like my tweets every now and then..... she musnt think i will feel weird about that

 

[line b]

she still will like my tweets every now and then..... she musnt think i will feel weird about that

Well you've had more interactions with her than a single 2am drunken FaceTime call where you keep calling her beautiful and offer to fly her to London

 

[kid charlemagne]

wow what a forward young man you are @luka