IdleRich
IdleRich
Born into the world's most tedious place - Didcot - now Shaka is the hippest of New York's hipsters, he is an international playboy AND charity worker! Irritatingly cool and at first glance feckless, he is in fact one of the few genuine do-gooders and a true bleeding heart. An honest and good man in an evil world. From the most boring of beginnings to being at the very centre of all the excitement the world has to offer. Shaka has made it beyond his wildest dreams!
And yet.... and yet as he flits effortlessly from elegant reception to African slum Shaka is pursued relentlessly by the emptiness inside him. Despite his charming manner the easy smile never quite reaches his eyes... eyes which, to those who know how to look, reveal something of the awful truth, a hint of the loneliness that gnaws away at him and which drove him to become this - whatever precisely this is. As soon as he could walk and talk Shaka knew that Didcot couldn't hold him, Oxfordshire could not sate him, he was destined to be a success, a star... something greater than all of these, to achieve this was to be his mission, it was a very simple one, he must become, in all ways, the Greatest! This mission to which he devoted his entire life with a cold burning determination from an early age, a burning determination which took him all the way to the top and consumed everything of worth on the way.
For despite his outward success nothing has ever come close to filling the bottomless hole in his soul. Only Shaka knows what he really is - a sinister faceless chameleon at home everywhere, with a gorgeous mask to fit every location and situation. A simulacrum of a simulacrum, a perfectly observed and constructed monster made of smoothly interlocking surfaces so dazzlingly shiny it's impossible to tell that that is all there is to him. An endlessly appealing recursive nightmare of nothing built on nothing - a recurring loop in which he himself is trapped, for of course those at home everywhere have no home, removing one mask reveals merely another, and below that another... and if we dig down forever all we would uncover is the terrifyingly blank void that lies at the very heart of this infinite russian doll?
Or maybe I'm just jealous and I'm reaching a bit.
And yet.... and yet as he flits effortlessly from elegant reception to African slum Shaka is pursued relentlessly by the emptiness inside him. Despite his charming manner the easy smile never quite reaches his eyes... eyes which, to those who know how to look, reveal something of the awful truth, a hint of the loneliness that gnaws away at him and which drove him to become this - whatever precisely this is. As soon as he could walk and talk Shaka knew that Didcot couldn't hold him, Oxfordshire could not sate him, he was destined to be a success, a star... something greater than all of these, to achieve this was to be his mission, it was a very simple one, he must become, in all ways, the Greatest! This mission to which he devoted his entire life with a cold burning determination from an early age, a burning determination which took him all the way to the top and consumed everything of worth on the way.
For despite his outward success nothing has ever come close to filling the bottomless hole in his soul. Only Shaka knows what he really is - a sinister faceless chameleon at home everywhere, with a gorgeous mask to fit every location and situation. A simulacrum of a simulacrum, a perfectly observed and constructed monster made of smoothly interlocking surfaces so dazzlingly shiny it's impossible to tell that that is all there is to him. An endlessly appealing recursive nightmare of nothing built on nothing - a recurring loop in which he himself is trapped, for of course those at home everywhere have no home, removing one mask reveals merely another, and below that another... and if we dig down forever all we would uncover is the terrifyingly blank void that lies at the very heart of this infinite russian doll?
Or maybe I'm just jealous and I'm reaching a bit.
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