things craner will love

[luka]

Is Craner an atheist?

well, obviously, yes.

 

[Leo]

Craner believes in the Gods of Italian cinema.

 

[luka]

stubbing cigarettes out on corpseys eyes

 

[Leo]

That too.

 

[woops]

while watching Neo realist films so he's aware of his new inability to watch a masterpiece

 

[luka]

burying him up to his eyes in sand then smearing his eyes with honey so termites eat them

 

[woops]

locking him in an oubliette with his own reviews of rap records

 

[mvuent]

 

[Leo]

The pet I’ll never forget: I spent £2,000 on Ruby the guinea pig’s hysterectomy – and I don’t regret a penny

She’d snooze on me, and ask for treats whenever the fridge door was opened. How could I have denied her medical treatment, no matter what it cost?

www.theguardian.com

 

[version]

 

[Leo]

craner loves lots of odd things.

 

[luka]

he came to london and avoided me i really hate him now i hope he dies of crotch rot

 

[Leo]

maybe worse to live a long time with crotch rot.

 

[luka]

hes had it since 2003. i dont know if you can die of it. its not not necessarily lethal.

 

[Leo]

but probably smelly.

 

[luka]

hope he dies anyway.

 

[Leo]

he will eventually.

 

[WashYourHands]

Hopefully opens on p58, from my eldest’s history A-level community project

Gower journal of the Gower Society. | Vol. 41, | 1990 | Cylchgronau Cymru - Llyfrgell Genedlaethol Cymru

Chwiliwch dros 450 o Gylchgronau Cymru

cylchgronau.llyfrgell.cymru

 

[Leo]

2MR Koozie

Keep your drink cold and break the ice with summer's must-have accessory! High quality sturdy black neoprene with print on both sides and bottom and neon green stitching. 'Cheers cunt' is a phrase heard commonly around watering holes in Australia, or wherever Australians congregate around the...

www.omnianmusicgroup.com

 

[Leo]

Just to clarify, not saying "cheers @craner, you cunt." I'm saying he'd love a "cheers cunt" beer kookie.